In doing some research I found an article the had been contributed to by Jaap Dronkers from European University Institute. Are you serious? Jaap Dronkers, from European University Institute? Are you sure that it actually wasn't written by Bloog Shprinkles of International University? Are you sure it wasn't Meep Wonklums, from Generic University 1? Wait a minute, are you sure? Because it definitely could have been Blatantlymadeupfirstname Obviouslyajokelastname from Imaginary U. I just wanted to make sure you were sure.
(Above is a picture of what I imagine Jaap looks like)
