The Quest for G

The illustrious quest for G is undertaken by a star-studded band led by King Garnett.  Included in the group is one Alicia Sacramone.  Surreal.

Weezy doing Top 10 on Letterman

Firstly, Lil Wayne is blowing up in a serious way!  Could you have imagined him on CBS (an old people station) for any reason last year?  Secondly, I get so much enjoyment out of how funny Wayne thinks the top ten is.  My favorite one is number seven.  Listen to him say "pause."  Haha.  Thirdly, you thought Lil Wayne was Weezy, but Weezy is Wayne.

Hahaha- I love it!

Haha is just about all I need to say.  It gets going 38 seconds in, and if you see this at my wedding, you'll know it wasn't a novel ideal.

Can you believe they didn't know...?

Very thankfully, I have had the opportunity to be exposed to people from all over the United States.  By region we are different from one another.  Clear differences manifest themselves in accents, or whether it is "pop" or "soda," but despite our differences, we also have many similarities.  One parallel that I have noticed is that pretty much everyone expects everyone else to know more about their home state than occurs in reality.  I suppose it could be an extension of the spotlight effect, a phrase in psychology that explains the overestimation of how much other people notice small details about an individual, by that individual.  Whatever the case, I think most people can say, "If I'm not from your area of the country, I have been to concerned with what is going on in mine to pay a whole lot of attention to yours."  If my state isn't 500 miles or less from your state, don't expect me to know if yours has mountains, if it has armadillos, or if it is the number one exporter of potassium.  As a test, take out a blank piece of paper.  Draw each of the 50 states and when you are done compare it to a map.  I bet you are more accurate with states that border yours.

I want to make sure this doesn't sound like a rant.  I'm just saying, "Be understanding." Happy cartographing.

Top 5: Super Bowl Commercials

5. The Potato Heads for Bridgestone land at the tightly contested fifth spot for the creativity of the scene that plays out. Gotta love it.


4. To me, the knockout punch of this repetitive Careerbuilder.com spot was "my guy" cooly sippin on some liquid gold. Haha.


3. While exceedingly simplistic, this Bud Light commercial gets the job done and is funny.


2. Before watching this, I didn't know that snow globes could double as crystal balls. Hilarity ensues.


1. The Miller Highlife guy is number one for me because it was the one commercial at which I laughed uncontrollably. I thought this was the most creative and witty, so it takes home the not-yet-so-coveted title of JMHNyd's top Super Bowl commercial of 09. Sadly, this is also the most likely one for people to understand as there was a build-up to it. Enjoy!


Honorable Mention-------------------------------------
Conan O'Brien never seems to disappoint.


This ad from Skittles wasn't even shown during the Super Bowl, but I love it too much to leave it out.

Whhhhoooooaaaa!

We here at JMHNyd love us some Kanye. It's no secret. We've lavished loving praises upon on numerous occasions. He's a prolific hit-maker, a distinguished visionary and a pioneer of multiple mediums. Still, like the like billions of others on the planet who don't share the Midas touch with him, he is not without his gaffes. Numero uno on that list right now has to be his chosen coif, his preferred hairdo, his mangy mane. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what I am trying to tell you is the Louis Vuitton Don, Kanye West, has some sort of afro-mullet thing on his head! Kanye aims to be a trendsetter, and we appreciate him trying. We would also appreciate, if like on the bogus first cut of Love Lockdown, Kanye admits that he was wrong and goes another direction. Please Kanye, think of the children!

Worst Commerical Since Head-On!!!

To see this horrible commercial click here, and it will send you to Pacific Life's advertising page. Click the second video down called "Tail Slaps- Music Only-Pac Life Fight Song"

Sorry I couldn't just embed this one, but this ghastly ad is worth one more click than normal.